You Don't Mess With the Zohan Movie Quotes
I like hair. It's pleasant. It's peaceful. No one gets hurt.
I just want to make people silky-smooth!
I like this, being inside the outside.
I bang your mother one more time, then we go disco.
No, not that. The bush, is biggest you ever seen, right?
Unbelievable! This enema gets to live his dream...!
It's nice to have a little talk before the Bang-Boom.
You've caught so many terrorists, it's an art. You're like Rembrandt with a grenade.
Usually he's harder than trigonometry.
Oh, that's Neosporin! I use it on cuts and on genital sores.
Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone' go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!
You want us to get some mud people out'ch-your buildin' so you can build some kind-a roller coaster mall. Sir I just wanna thank you for this opportunity. I mean it's a gift to mess with the Jews and terrorists on the same night. I mean it's like, uh, it's like uh, uh, it's like Christmas in July. Right now we are scheduled to sabotage a black people's parade in Chicago, uh but we could move that.
You don't mess with the Zohan!
Michael: What are you? Bionic?
Zohan: No, I only like the ladies.
Palestinian immigrant: People hate us. They think we're terrorists.
Israeli immigrant: People hate us, too. They think we're you.
Exec 1: What's 'humus'?
Exec 2: It's a very tasty diarrhoea-like substance.
-Exec 1, 2
Zohan: Don't worry! I will lose them!
Limousine Passenger: Nobody's following us!
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