Funny Gambling Quotes
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.
-Mitch Hedberg
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
-Artie Lange
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
-Steve Allen
Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.
-Samantha Bee
I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off."
-Alex Trebek
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