Funny Quotes About Drugs

Funny Quotes About Drugs

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

The Grass is always greener... when it is rolled up in a paper.

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men, for example.


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