What to Expect When You're Expecting Quotes

 What to Expect When You're Expecting Quotes

Stay on that side Alex, this is the side where happiness goes to die.
-Craig

Did you get my rack? I'm gonna need evidence that I have these.
-Jules

Wendy: I want the epidural.
Gary: You said you didn't want it, and you said that even if you did ask for it that would be the crazy talking.
Wendy: GARY, get me the juice.
-Wendy, Gary

Gabe: Stuff just happens ok, last week my kid ate a cigarette.
Craig: I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday.
Patel: I picked up the wrong baby from daycare.
Gabe: Found my baby swimming in the toilet.
-Gabe, Craig, Patel

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