What to Expect When You're Expecting Quotes

 What to Expect When You're Expecting Quotes

Stay on that side Alex, this is the side where happiness goes to die.

Did you get my rack? I'm gonna need evidence that I have these.

Wendy: I want the epidural.
Gary: You said you didn't want it, and you said that even if you did ask for it that would be the crazy talking.
Wendy: GARY, get me the juice.
-Wendy, Gary

Gabe: Stuff just happens ok, last week my kid ate a cigarette.
Craig: I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday.
Patel: I picked up the wrong baby from daycare.
Gabe: Found my baby swimming in the toilet.
-Gabe, Craig, Patel

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