Funny Friendship Quotes

Funny Friendship Quotes

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.

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Best friends know how weird you are, but still choose to be seen with you in public.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends’ shortcomings.

I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence.

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

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