Funny Quotes About Wives

Funny Quotes About Wives

My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong."
-Unknown

I have a devoted wife who lets me give it to her both ways...Cash or Credit.
-Unknown

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
-Rodney Dangerfield

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Unknown

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-David Bissonette

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
- Sr. Francis Bacon

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A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.
-Thomas Fuller

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
-Jim Samuels

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
-Thomas Fuller

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
-Unknown

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
-Lee Trevino

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Unknown

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