Ted Movie Quotes

Ted Movie Quotes

I wish you could really talk to me.
-John (as a kid)

You're my best friend John.
-Ted

Down here, not looking up your towel swear to God, not looking at your funny business.
-Ted

John I look like something you give to your kid when you tell him Grandma died.
-Ted



John: I'm taking Lori to dinner, you don't think she's expecting something big do you?
Ted: It's been four years Johnny, you and me have been together for 27 years, where's my ring huh?
-John, Ted

John: Hey just do good on this interview and we can celebrate after
Ted: And if i don't get the job...are we still going to smoke the pot?
John: Probably
-John, Ted

John: Ted you gotta move out, I'll help you get on your feet out there I promise.
Ted: Bring it in ya bastard come on.
-John, Ted

Ted:Why you crying?
John: My junk got squished by the TV.
-John, Ted

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