Look at both of us, but understand no one.
-Franklin
Anything from outer space, kill it.
-Franklin
Sargent he assaulted us with eggs.
-Evan
Any one of these people could be an alien. Check her out, it's like she's studying some new discovery. Should I put it in my flavor snout?
-Evan
Franklin: Look at me.
Evan: Look at me.
Franklin: Look at him and listen to me.
Evan: Listen to his words and look at my face, but look at him while he's talking.
Franklin: Look at my face.
Evan: Listen to my words and hear his face.
-Franklin, Evan
Bob: Here we go, jackets for the watch.
Evan: A Tiger with wings?
Bob: It's a tiger, flames, and wings all in the same logo, It's like the Chinese symbol for shut up and dance.
-Bob, Evan
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