Funny Quotes About Girlfriends
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!
My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It’s freaking 2011, I’ll rent a boat.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading.
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My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
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