My hair could lift a car off a baby if it had to.
-Cam Brady
That little guy is a weirdo, I'm gonna smoke that clown.
-Cam Brady
Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.
-Cam Brady
My heart is beating like a phonebook in a dryer.
-Cam Brady
Is anyone asking how my hand feels after punching that iron like jaw of that baby?
-Cam Brady
Education is our future, because schools IS this nations backbone.
-Cam Brady
I've seen a mustache like that before, and you know who wore it? Saddam Hussein.
-Cam Brady
He just punched a baby.
-Mitch
Hate to break it to ya friend, but your balloon is getting ready to pop, and that balloon is full of your own butt toots.
-Marty Huggins
Glad to be here, this is the first time I've worn a Yamaha.
-Marty Huggins
Well, pugs were bred with short snouts so they could lock in and take down lines.
-Marty Huggins
Push it, push it, "Push it real good".
-Marty Huggins
Marty Huggins : Now that I'm running for Congress we're gonna be under a lot of scrutiny. Anybody have anything they wanna share with us?
Dylan Huggins: I said the lord's name in vain at school.
Marty Huggins : Is that it?
Clay Huggins: I went to the petting zoo and I let the goat lick my wiener.
-Marty, Clay Dylan
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