The Campaign Movie Quotes
My hair could lift a car off a baby if it had to.
That little guy is a weirdo, I'm gonna smoke that clown.
Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.
My heart is beating like a phonebook in a dryer.
Is anyone asking how my hand feels after punching that iron like jaw of that baby?
Education is our future, because schools IS this nations backbone.
I've seen a mustache like that before, and you know who wore it? Saddam Hussein.
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He just punched a baby.
Hate to break it to ya friend, but your balloon is getting ready to pop, and that balloon is full of your own butt toots.
Glad to be here, this is the first time I've worn a Yamaha.
Well, pugs were bred with short snouts so they could lock in and take down lines.
Push it, push it, "Push it real good".
: Now that I'm running for Congress we're gonna be under a lot of scrutiny. Anybody have anything they wanna share with us?
Dylan Huggins: I said the lord's name in vain at school.
: Is that it?
Clay Huggins: I went to the petting zoo and I let the goat lick my wiener.
-Marty, Clay Dylan
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