Workaholics Season 3 Quotes

Workaholics Season 3 Quotes

Yea I heard when people trip they like talk to god or whatever.  Wonder if god's a chick dude?  Big Ol' Titties, big Ol' God titties.
-Adam

I'm so comfortable with you guys being here, but be careful because it sounds like you guys are injuring yourself at night when your working out and nighttime is a very dangerous time to work out.
-Adam

Her name was Roberta Paulson, Her name was Roberta Paulson.
-Adam

Don't mean to be disrespectful, but I thought they'd be a little bigger, your pups, your sweater meats.
-Adam

I'm just trying to see something way more real than God, like a dragon.
-Blake
Workaholics Season 3 Quotes

The Gaylord Force, if you can take the pain of a man's unit pressing into your ass you've got the strength to do anything.
-Blake

Come on Ders don't just stand there, we gotta jerk this beef man.
-Blake

Homegirls death it, it's got us ahhh, were pretty butthurt about it.
-Blake

O'Ders Rules!
-Ders

Help!  Help me!  I think this chair is Spanish.  I don't speak Spanish.
-Alice

Adam: Banessa.
Vanessa(real-estate lady):What?
Adam: You said your name was Banessa right.
Vanessa: No I said Vanessa.
Adam: I'm pretty sure you said Banessa I thought it was stupid but it is your name so just go with it.
-Adam, Vanessa

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