Funny Halloween Quotes

Funny Halloween Quotes

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

Trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat.

For Halloween I'm just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster.

Dear girls, We like you for your brains, not your body. Sincerely, Zombies.

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

Halloween is for dressing as something you're not. That's why most girls go as sexy.

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.
-Dee Snider

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
-Rodney Dangerfield

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