The Guilt Trip Movie Quotes

The Guilt Trip Movie Quotes
 The Guilt Trip Movie Quotes

You know Andy invented a new product and he's going to travel door to door selling it?
-Joyce Brewster

Joyce Brewster: Are you seeing anyone?
Andy Brewster: Are you seeing anyone?
Joyce Brewster: Please don't be disgusting.
Joyce Brewster: I thought you were seeing that girl with the exotic name?
Andy Brewster: Bethany?
-Andy, Joyce

Joyce Brewster: Promise me you will never pick up a hitchhiker.
Andy Brewster: I will never pick up a hitchhiker.
Joyce Brewster: Good, they rape.
-Andy, Joyce

Andy Brewster: Do you have any rooms available?
Hotel Attendant: One for you and your lady?
Andy Brewster: My Lady? (looks at his mom)
Joyce Brewster: Andy they have clip on frog earrings.
Andy Brewster: Awwww, dude don't wink at me, that's my mother. are you insane.
-Andy, Joyce, Attendant

When you were a baby your penis started to turn purple.
I almost threw up all over the table.
You would tell me if your penis started to turn purple again?
My penis could literally grow an eyeball and I wouldn't tell you.
-Andy, Joyce





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