Funny New Years Quotes

Funny New Years Quotes

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

New Year's Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

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